hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

(via cristinayangismyhero)

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

(via kayweepoo)

meladoodle:

Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us

(via kayweepoo)

"They’re like, 12"

The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

(via raaadicalface)

takeme4whatiam:

thechildofstyle:

find someone
who knows
you’re sad
just by the change
of tone in your
voice

be with someone
who loves the
feature that
you hate the most

fall in love with
someone who
looks at you and
knows they don’t
want anyone else

R’J

Hmm

kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

(via lohanthony)